Best Seller
The Moon
≈ 238,900 mi · give or take
$10 /seat
or 2 payments of $6
- Actual real Moon, seen up close
- 1 (one) complimentary window
- Flag-planting available (+$3)
- Wi-Fi: no
Human Spaceflight, On A Budget
See the Moon.
For $10*.
Other space companies charge a quarter-billion dollars a seat. We charge less than a large pizza. Randy's Rockets is America's most reasonably-priced provider of technically-legal human spaceflight.
*Price excludes fuel surcharge, atmosphere re-entry fee, spacesuit rental, and a signed waiver you will not read. Return trip sold separately.
Destinations
Pick a
Pick a
place to go
Three destinations. One price range that would make a serious aerospace engineer faint. Fares are per person, one direction, snacks à la carte.
Mars
≈ 140 million mi · roughly
$20 /seat
bring a book, it's a while
- The whole red planet
- Possibly discover life (yours)
- Snack pack included on Mars trips
- Return date: TBD, honestly
Final Sale
The Sun
≈ 93 million mi · one way
$5 /seat
why so cheap? don't ask
- Our warmest destination
- Departures at night only
- No return trip (by design)
- Waiver notably longer
How it works
Four steps
Four steps
to orbit
A streamlined boarding process refined over literally dozens of launches. No astronaut training required, or offered.
01
Book
Fill in the form below. Pick a destination, a departure window, and a spacesuit size. Takes ninety seconds.
02
Sign
Initial the waiver. All 40 pages. It says some things. We recommend not dwelling on page 31.
03
Board
Arrive at the shed. Climb into the capsule via the provided stepladder. Buckle up — we added belts this year.
04
Launch
Randy counts down from ten, mostly. Ignition. You are now, statistically speaking, probably in space.
The Fleet
Our vehicles
A diverse portfolio of reusable* launch vehicles, each named with total confidence. Specs verified by Randy, on paper, in pencil.
Ol' Reliable
Flight Ready
The workhorse. Has completed more launches than any vehicle we still have. Smells faintly of campfire, in a good way.
- Thrust
- A LOT
- Seats
- 4 (cozy)
- Successful returns
- 93%
- Cup holders
- 1
Second Mortgage
In Refurbishment
Our long-haul cruiser, rated for Mars and mild existential dread. Currently having a fin looked at. Should be fine by Saturday.
- Range
- Mars-ish
- Seats
- 6
- Successful returns
- 81%
- Radio
- AM only
Definitely-Safe 9
Data Pending
Our newest, most aggressively-named vehicle. Named by committee. The 9 refers to the number of times it has left the ground, not returned.
- Thrust
- Alarming
- Seats
- 2 brave
- Successful returns
- see name
- Ejector seat
- yes (both)
Safety* Record
We take safety
We take safety
fairly seriously
Numbers you can trust, assembled from memory. Randy's Rockets meets or exceeds several standards we invented for this section.
99.6%
of passengers report the experience was "a lot"
1,199
customers returned to Earth*
0
lawsuits we've technically lost
2nd
cheapest rocket company in the county
FAA Approval: Pending
As Seen From Several Backyards
Randy-Certified™
Insured Up To $40
OSHA: Actively Avoiding
Bureau of Space: Left On Read
Word of mouth
Happy fliers
Real quotes from real customers who we are fairly sure are still with us.
"I saw the actual Moon for ten American dollars. My cousin paid a hedge fund $450,000 for the same view. I win."
Dale P.Flew the Moon · came back
"The countdown started at seven, not ten, but honestly the vibes were immaculate. Would rocket again."
Brenda K.Mars round-trip*
"Randy shook my hand, said 'you'll be fine,' and he was mostly right. Five stars. Snack pack was stale but earned."
Marcus T.Repeat customer (3×)
Departures
Launch board
Live-ish schedule from Pad 05. Times approximate, weather permitting, Randy permitting.
FlightDestinationVehicleWindowStatus
RR-101The MoonOl' ReliableSat 06:00ON TIME
RR-118MarsSecond MortgageSun 04:30DELAYED (FIN)
RR-140The SunDefinitely-Safe 9Tue 23:59SCRUBBED (WISELY)
RR-155The MoonOl' ReliableThu 05:15ON TIME
RR-200UndisclosedTBD???VAPORWARE
Reserve your seat
Book a
Book a
launch
No payment today — we'll sort out your ten dollars at the shed. Just tell us where you'd like to go and how big your head is (for the helmet).
- ◈No deposit. We operate on a firm handshake and a signed waiver.
- ◈Flexible dates. Rescheduling is free and, frankly, likely.
- ◈Group rates. Bring four friends, one flies free (statistically).
Questions, answered
The fine print,
The fine print,
in large print
Is this actually safe? +
Define "safe." We provide a helmet, a seatbelt (new this year), and a countdown. Our return rate is a proud 99.5%, which we round up to "basically everyone."
How is the Moon only $10? +
Volume, mostly. Also we don't spend money on things like "redundant systems" or "a launch license." Savings passed directly to you.
What happens on page 31 of the waiver? +
Page 31 is where the waiver stops apologizing and starts making requests. We recommend signing it quickly and thinking about something else.
Do you offer a return trip? +
For the Moon and Mars, yes, usually, weather and fuel permitting. For the Sun, the return trip is philosophically unavailable.
Can I bring a carry-on? +
One personal item, under 40 lbs, that will not become a projectile at Mach 7. No liquids over 3oz, no exceptions, this is basically an airline.
Who is Randy? +
Randy is the founder, CEO, chief engineer, ground crew, and person who says "you'll be fine." He has a welder and a dream. That's the whole company.
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